Bump 5,
you set the bill.
Thank you for stopping at
the standard.
Yes, next up.
Let's see what you got here.
Mac and chips,
Snickers bar, pack of
Eclipse.
Can I get some
Newports?
Yeah, pack of
Newports?
Okay, you want
Kings or 100s?
100s would be fine.
Total comes to...
I got gas too.
Oh, you also got gas?
Pumped it in.
Alright, alright.
Total comes to...
12 .66.
Sweet number
Alex, gotta get outta here.
Thanks, come back.
I'm going to work.
ya.
Ya, no lying, no waiting.
I'm here for your convenience.
I had to sign up,
but I guess nobody seen it.
It was in the window,
but I never really cleaned it.
So when it comes to it, I
guess I don't mean it.
The inside is scenic.
We got what you need, from bread to brown rice,
and juice and bird seed.
We even got trees.
And if you want that,
when you check out, just ask for the bathroom keys.
And I got rings, like I waited five minutes.
And on cue, we got five
grams when you finish.
The line never diminish.
We got permanent tenants from businessmen
to crackheads who act skittish.
And people who speak
Yiddish, people that don't get it
We even got liquor,
Grey
Goose to
Glen
Fit tish
Or was it
Glen
Livid?
I once got a visit from a kid with a shirt
on that only said cynic
Newspaper headline reads that there's
been a slight rift in the senate
Recently a new sidewalk was amended
But only after dealing with the details
Just a little slice of retail
A little shop around the way from everywhere that you've been
And people step in and
don't know where to begin
We only get cleaned out
when you prepare for the end
And I always got a
Batman prepared to defend
Behind the counter we got
packs of square slim gems
Of veteran pain medicine
Loose blunts in plastic boxes
With the slots in
them and a sign that says
This is help your local veteran
We always got people around
ped dling soliciting
And the smell of ripe urine comes from the
corners that we pissing in
Usually a conversation jumps off just loud
enough for everyone to listen in
You can catch me from 6
a .m. to 10 p .m.
Working six days a week cause I don't
take advantage of my weekends
And right before I fall off the deep end,
I take a deep breath and hear a voice speaking
Can I get 5 .8 in a dollar straight
box using 2 .6
And a pack of 1 .5's
And, yeah, yeah, I also want this
What kind of convenience do
we have here?
Yo, what's this stand here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
How much is this thing anyway?
Uh, no, two bucks
Anyway, all right, next up,
I was wondering if you sold them cell phone battery charge
things.
Oh, I'm sorry, man, we,
that's one thing that we don't carry.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay.
You shouldn't be so connected to that thing anyway,
I mean, it's like, it's like having
a pocket homing device.
Oh, honey, you rest assured,
ain't nobody looking for me.
You never know.