If I had to
deal in only maybes and if s
Then everything I find logical
would cease to exist
Why could I write these lyrics
if I had no wrists?
Or even start to spit this if I had no lips?
Play a game of Texas Hold 'em
if I had no chips?
Bro, can you see clearly
if you can't focus?
Anything's possible,
but then maybe not
But how you ever gonna score
if you never take a shot?
Maybe I have skill, but I must've forgot
That it doesn't take tal ent
in the age of robots
And maybe I would look better
if I got Botox
And wore sandals and shorts
with athletic pro socks
With a fuzzy ball on them
Maybe my friends will
help me get out of a jam
if I ever call on them
If I call this wreck up the
middle of September,
will it drop a fall on them
and proceed to throw the wall on them?
If you all were less empathetic,
I wouldn't have to tell my people,
purchase stock and anesthetic
And what about my people
if I never gave them credit?
Man, this game will have you
making bad decisions if you let it
Will your body function
if and when you give a head it?
Let's see
If I ain't one to decapitate somebody,
you know
What the hell is our surprise
if you know what's coming next
and then again what's discipline?
If I'm always sayin' yes, yes, y 'all
I never take shorts if I always stand tall
Maybe I get the draws if I just
make the call
And wouldn't sound so old if I took Geritol
If I made a scary movie,
the entire soundtrack
Will be sun g by Aaron Hall
I'll grab a hockey mask and machete
and start scaring y 'all
Damn, y 'all, you probably
wouldn't smell so bad
If I switched to aerosol
instead of this roll -on
I gotta call, hold on, hold on, hold on
Gonna get me a Chico stick
Gas or diesel?
Is that it or dub it?
Pay in or outside?
What does the keypad for?
I don't get it. What does it
do?
I don't understand how
everything makes no sense.
What is this? Baby...
Um, maybe more
outside
No!
Cause maybe if you pay outside,
then like... ...it'll be quicker
because come on
I gotta go...
I gotta go move it
You know we always set the precedence
for detrimental decadence
That elemental evidence
that make the people hesitant to
come into my residence
With things that only show me
that you be a negligent
It's time to settle it,
hey I'm whistic, oh yeah
I come up quick with rhymes
to leave you scratching your head
Just like you got bad dandruff
Out the mouth where gas leaks,
you'll cuff your pants up
This art form is like the panda,
endangering species
So maybe I'll add my golden touch
The crumbling noise
is just a brain folding up
If it's your first time visitin',
go nuts, but don't give full
on poppin' doughnuts
I show up and got more like a tug of war,
coffee's what my mug is for
You don't think that less is more,
right until my thumb is sore
You're mythological,
just like a minotaur,
and all things got to come to it
That's what the end is for,
that's what the end is for
Bro, you know I just sit tight,
I'ma run inside, grab a newspaper,
file a MAD DOC
Excuse me,
you got the latest copy of the act
from Critics Choice?
Nah man, they ain't delivered it yet
Bruh, you're busting my
balls here.
My band's taking a bath,
I can't read the articles.
Uh, I mean, look over there.
We got the, uh,
Hooray for USA,
Wall Street Infernal,
Who Loves the Kid...
Nice thirst!
I got a review in here of one of my bands.
Your band?
Yeah, you might not have heard of them,
bruh, but at the end of the day...
Uh, hold on for a second.
Hey, I told you, it's gonna get done.
Let me see that.
Critics have reviewed the record
and said that it sucks ass
and should be destroyed.