your horoscope for today 코드 연주자 
Weird Al Yankovic 
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Key: C major•
Intro 1
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Gsus4
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Verse 1
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AQUARI US!
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There's travel in your future
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when your tongue freezes
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C
to the back of a speeding bus
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Fill that void in your pathetic
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life by playing Whack-A-
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C
Mole 17 hours a day
Verse 2
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PISCES! Try to avoid
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any Virgos or Leos
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C
with the Ebola virus
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You are the true Lord of the Dance,
no matter what
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those idiots at work say
Verse 3
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ARIES!
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Bb
The look on your face will be
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priceless when you find
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that 40-pound watermelon in your colon
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Trade tooth brushes with an al bino dwarf,
then give a
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hickey to Meryl Streep
Verse 4
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TAURUS!
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You will never find true happiness
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- what you gonna
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do, cry about it?
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The stars predict to morrow you'll wake up ,
do a bunch
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of stuff and then go back to sleep
Verse 5
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That's your horoscope
Em
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C
for today
Gsus4
That's your horo scope
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C
Am
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for today
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That's your horoscope for
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Gsus4
today
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That's your horoscope for
today
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Verse 6
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GEMINI!
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Bb
Your birthday party will be
C
ruined once again by your
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ex plosive flatulence
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Bb
Your love life will run into
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trouble your fiance
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hurls a javelin through your chest
Verse 7
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CANCER!
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Bb
The position of Jupiter says
C
that you should spend the
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C
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rest of the week face down in the mud
Bb
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Try not to shove a roll of duct
tape up your nose while
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G
tak ing your driver 's test
Verse 8
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LEO!
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Bb
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Bb
Now is not a good time to
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photocopy your but t and
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C
staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Bb
Eat a bucket of tuna- flavored pudding,
C
pudding, then wash it
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down with a gal lon of
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C
strawberry Quik
Verse 9
Bb
VIRGO!
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All Virgos are extremely friendly
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and intel ligent -
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except for you
Bb
Expect a big surprise today
C
when you wind up with
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C
your head impaled upon a stick
Verse 10
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That's your horo scope for
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Gsus4
today
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That's your horoscope for
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Am
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today
Dm
That's your horoscope for
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C
Gsus4
today
That's your horoscope
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for today
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Am
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Verse 11
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Now you may find it incon
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Em
ceivable or at the very least
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a bit unlikely that the re lative
position of the planets
and the stars could have a spe
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cial deep significance or
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meaning that exclusively ap
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G
plies to only you, but let
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me give you my assurance that
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these fore casts and
Em
predictions are all based on solid,
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scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of
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C
moron not to realize that every
single one of them is
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absolutely true.
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Where was I?
Verse 12
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LIBRA!
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A big pro motion is just around
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the corner for someone
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C
much more talented than you
Bb
Laughter is the very best medicine,
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re member that
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when your ap pendix burst
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s next week
Verse 13
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SCORPIO!
Bb
Get ready for an unexpected
C
trip when you fall
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C
screaming from an open window
Bb
Work a little bit harder on improving your
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F
G
low self esteem, you stu pid freak
Verse 14
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SAGIT TARIUS!
Bb
All your friend s are laughing
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F
behind your back...
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kill them
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Take down all those na ked
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pictures of Ernest Borgnine
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G
you've got hanging in
Verse 15
your den
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CAPRICORN!
Bb
The stars say that you're an
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excit ing and wonderful
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C
per son... but you know they're lying
Bb
If I were you, I'd lock my doors
C
and windows and nev er
never never never never leave
my house again
Verse 16
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Gsus4
That's your
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Am
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horoscope for today
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Dm
That's your horo scope
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for today
Gsus4
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Gsus4
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Am
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That's your
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horo scope
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Gsus4
for today
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That's your horoscope for
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