La la la la, la la la la,
la la la la, la la la la
A man walks down the street he says,
why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle now?
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo opportunity,
I want a shot at redemption
Don't wanna end up a cartoon
in a cartoon graveyard
Born digger, born digger,
dogs in the moonlight
Far away from my well -lit door
Get the bare bellies, bare bellies
Get these mutts away from me
Cause I, I don't find the stuff
I'm using anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
And I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
you can call me Al
La la la la, la la la la la
A man walks down the street
he says, why am I short of attention?
Why am I short of attention?
Oh, my nights are so long,
where's my wife and family?
What if I die here,
who'll be my role model?
Now that my role model's gone, gone
He dug back down the alley
with some roly poly
Little bad face girl, all alone, alone
There were in cidents
and accidents
They were hints and allegations
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
And daddy when you call me
And Betty when you call me
You can call me out
You can call me out
A man walks down the street
he says, why am I soft in the middle now,
why am I soft in the middle now,
the rest of my life is so hard.
I need a photo opportunity,
I want a shot at redemption,
don't want to end up a cartoon
in a cartoon graveyard.
Bone digger, bone digger
Doves in the moonlight
Far away from my willy door
Mr. Beer Belly, Beer Belly
Get these mutts away from me
Cause I, I don't find the stuff
I'm using anymore
If you be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty,
Betty when you call me,
you can call me out,
call me out.
Babe you got me feeling so dope