You can be a millionaire
and never pay taxes.
You can have one million dollars an
d never pay taxes.
You say,
Steve, how can I be a million
aire and never pay taxes?
First, get a million dollars.
Now, you say,
Steve, what do I say to the tax man
when he comes to my door and says,
you have never paid taxes?
Two simple words.
Two simple words in the
English language.
I forgot.
How many times do we let ourselves
get into terrible situations
is because we don't say, I forgot.
Let's say you're on trial
for armed robbery.
You say to the judge,
I forgot armed robbery was illegal.
Anyway, I'll take this with me.
did a lot of good gags from this,
the old comedy bits and I don't
really need
to do this anymore,
I'll be honest with you,
because I invested my money.
Anyway, you have been a great, wait a minute,
I had 50 in here.
No, I had 50 in this pocket right here.
And it's gone now!
Someone stole my 50.
And it was somebody out there.
I'm sorry, I'm a little pissed off
about this.
Now, was it my road manager that
he stole my 50?
Was it my personal manager, my agent,
my lawyer, my accountant?
Was it my girlfriend that
stole my 50?
This makes me sick.
And I know I had the 50,
because I always put my money in this pocket.
I never put it in this...
Well, thanks a lot for coming, and I'm gonna say goodnight now,
and please, I'm gonna say
something.
You know, I started out here at the boarding house, and I
don't like to get corny or sentimental,
but I'd like to say something that
is not part of my show.
This is not something I say every night.
As a matter of fact, this is the
first time I've ever said this.
Mungo, mungo, mungo, yuck -a -duck -a -wa -na, hush
-a -suck -a -duck.
Thank you very much.
Good night.
Thank you.