Sally called and she got the word,
She said, I suppose you've heard,
About Alison.
Well, I rushed to the window
and I looked outside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine
moved up into Alice's Drive
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 24 years
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to
not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Grew up together, two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark
Me an d Alice
As she walks through the door
with her head held high
An d just for a moment I caught her eye
As the big limousine
pulled slowly out of Alice's drive
I don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 24 years
I've been living next door to Alice Alice!
Who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to not liv
in' next door to Alice Alice!
Who the fuck is Alice?
Sally called back, asked how I felt
She said, I know how to help
Get over Alice
She said, now Alice is gone,
but I'm still here
You know I've been waiting
for 24 years
Then the big limousine disappeared
I don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 24 years
I've been living next door to Alice Alice!
Who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glance
But I'll never get used to
not living next door to Alice Alice!
Who the fuck is Alice?
No, I'll never get used to not liv
ing next door to Alice you