This is my pet snake, Samantha.
Isn't she pretty?
She's not a real snake, of course,
but I still talk to her.
Like this. Hiss, hiss, hiss.
That's the way snakes talk.
Can you talk like a snake?
Like this. Hiss. Hiss.
Oh, that's great,
because I know a song we
can sing together.
What do you do when you go to the zoo,
when you look at the snake,
and she looks at you?
How can you tell her
that you want to play?
How will she know
what you're trying to say?
Get ready to hiss,
well you can hiss like a snake.
Hiss, hiss,
that's the noise that they make.
Hiss, hiss, you can hiss like a snake.
Hiss, hiss, you make no mistake,
if you hiss like a snake.
Hiss, hiss, oh, that's terrific!
What do you do when
you go to the zoo?
When you look at the lion
and he looks at you?
How can you tell him
that you want to play?
How will he know
what you're trying to say?
Well you can roar like a lion
There's no harm in trying
You can roar like a lion
There's no point in lying
when you talk to a lion
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak,
squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak,
What do you do when you
go to the zoo?
When you look at the mice
and they look at you?
How can you tell them
that you want to play?
How will they know
what you're trying to say?
When you can squeak like the mice,
Squeak, squeak, just take my advice.
Squeak, squeak.
You can squeak like the mice.
Squeak, squeak.
It sounds really nice
when you squeak like the mice.
Squeak, squeak, squeaky, squeaky, squeak,
squeak.
What do you do when
you go to the zoo?
When you look at the seals,
and they look at you
How can you tell them
that you want to play?
How will they know
what you're trying to say?
Well, you can bark like a seal
Let them know how you feel
You can bark like a seal
It pays to be real
when you talk to a seal
So that's what you do,
when you go to the zoo,
when you look at the animals
and they look at you.
That's how you tell them
that you want to play.
That's how they know
what you're trying to say.
When you squeak like a snake.
When you roar like a lion.
When you squeak like the mice.
When you oomph like the seal.
Woo hoo hoo!
Yeah!
Woo!
Woo hoo!
Bananas In Pyjamas 
