I walked the street with a tap to
my feet. I heard a voice above me.
A lovely maid looked out and said,
I need someone to love me.
I, my dear, you needn't fear,
for I have heard your pleading.
To find your joy with a wayward boy,
he's got just what you're needing.
I heard of you, my wayward boy,
But I won't come down, I can't come down,
my bedroom door is bolted
my maidenhead does cherish
Nightly he does lock me in,
Well the fence was small, I shinnied up the wall,
I stood there right beside her
With some alarm, she lifted up her arm,
she grabbed some clothes to hide her.
Says, ah, young maid, don't be afraid,
your future can be thrillin'.
If you're the one that likes a bit of fun,
the wayward boy is willin'.
Well, she jumped in bed, and she covered up her head,
and she said, I couldn't find her.
She knew damn well she lied like hell,
I jumped in right behind her.
Shove my chest up to her breast,
she knew damn well why they called me the
Well, the bed broke down, I landed on the ground,
her father clubbed my gun in
I jumped through the glass and landed on my ass,
I got to my feet a -runnin'
As on I sped, I turned my head,
but a shotgun blast had blinded me
I was pickin' out the lead
With a mirror held behind me
Some years went by, I woke up with a sigh
So one fine day, I made my way
To the gal I'd left behind me
She was still locked in to ward off sin
She didn't look much older
But she had five girls, seven little boys
And a baby on her shoulder