And her mascara is a little runny
but maybe there's intellect
Because at least she thinks I'm funny
I'm the eye of the beholder
the one who's not got a cold shoulder
For your old -fashioned attitude
This day is day and it's far time
This hole I adore, is that a crime?
But I'm going with her tonight
Make a pass at the hairy guy,
even though he's cross -eyed
So that makes me a stallion
Got kind of a muff on top
But this one's got me in a talent
Tonight, tonight, the only way to argue
is looking through beer goggles
and I'm not hanging around
This whore I adore, isn't that a crime?
But I'm going with her tonight
This tramp is deaf and a go -getter
But looking that way I'd do no better
Whose jet -wags have spoiled their eye
An d you might think that I
But tonight I want a little flesh and blood
but I'm going with her tonight
This trap is tapped and I go get her
Than going home with a bunch of guys
Whose jet bags have spoiled
She's trashy, she's trashy hot
I've given it all she's got
She's trashy, she's trashy hot
And I say, I say, why not?
She's trashy, she's trashy hot
I think I saw her, believe it or not
She's trashy, she's trashy hot