Well, I played the guitar
on the toilet too long
The song I was singing was neat
Well, I got up to my surprise
I guess both my legs was asleep
Well, I fell on the floor
I hit my head on the tub
I passed out immediately
Well, I was in the coma
Well, I broke into a dream
Then I was surrounded by
It must have been a hundred
grizzly personages
Making crazy noises
I said, you boys is
Some of the ugliest lookers
That I had ever seen
They thanked me politely
Decided in spite of me
To turn me into goat cream
Whoa, and then the
clouds rolled back
While I was saved by a smack on
the back of my head
Somebody's screamin', are you dead?
The police came to my door,
said they had a warrant for me
I didn't put a dime in a public jaunt,
it was illicit takin' of a peep
Well, I throwed on my boots
so the handcuff'd wrist
Must have thought I'd run
Showed me the way to the patrol cruiser,
invited me with a gun
There I was, sittin' in the back
of a blue light -carryin' vehicle
Headin' for the magistrate,
I hope I get there late
I hope he's out to dinner,
or on some foreign cruise
Anything to help my case,
to help me get ex cused
Whoa, and then the clouds rolled back
While I was saved by a smack
of the cock to a tree
Door threw open, let me free
Oh, and then the clouds rolled back
While I was saved by his smack on
the back of my head
Somebody's screamin', are you dead?
Whoa, and then the cloud drove back
While I was asleep I hear
Smack of the car to a train
Door flew open, let me
Door flew open, let me
Door flew open, let me pray
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