키: G major
Verse 1
D
G
Oh, who's making these horrible movies
that they show on the big movie screens?
They chase and they crash and they dumb it
D
G
all up and I sit and I watch the credits.
Em
C
D
I watch to see who played that part so badly.
Em
C
D
I wonder why I can't be a movie star too.
they show on the big movie screens?
They charge more and more but they give us
D
G
less and I sit with my date and I suffer.
Battlefield
D
Earth?
C
D
G
C
D
G
The script was written in crayon, the script was written in crayon,
C
G
the script was written in crayon, the script was written in
Hey there!
Interior, movie studio,
C
G
big important meeting with big important people.
D
G
C
big studio, high concept, low budget art house spec script.
for 25 years.
Working title is
Kill
Me
Now.
I just read the first draft treatment and
C
G
it's not very good but we can fix it in post.
It's real
Gen
THX
Dolby.
D
G
an d at least one or two prequels.
Jump cut to the festivals, okay?
Two words, cha -ching!
he used to work on the castings now,
G
Wink!
Picture this.
Extreme close -up of some famous
actor ad -libbing.
We shoot a guerrilla,
handheld, cinema verite.
Em
D
G
No protagonist, no antagonist,
no character arcs,
Just avant -garde montages of a beautiful,
emaciated, 16 -year -old supporting cast.
We fire off a few squibs in the
car chase scenes.
Did somebody say
McDonald's, okay?
We split the merchandising
with a fast food joint
D
G
Plus, we get to advertise for free on the soda
boobs for the body doubles,
C
G
stand above on the bed, shoot at all
POV and
OTS and stop -motion steadicam.
When we sell a foreign distribution,
we can dump everything on a
D1,
Letterboxd and add subtitles
and hock a
C
G
DVD of the frickin' director's gun.
The cast is willing to work for scale
Oscar contender
and most of them are stupid,
We'll just send a
PA up to
photography on a
Sony
D
Digicam.
G
D
G
Oh, I've got an idea for a movie.
C
D
G
All it needs is a bankable cast.
Labor
Day weekend,
We can save money on sound, too.
Make it a silent film,
pretend we did it on purpose.
Who cares?
Let's go black and white.
Shoot the fight
scenes in claymation.
It doesn't matter.
We can do post -production in a slave
labor camp on a video toaster in
Taiwan.
What the hell?
Well, the
C
D
G
MPAA wants to give us an
NC -17, which is the kiss of frickin'
death.
Shoot it before we make the film.
See how it plays in a test market.
MTV.
Think
Dawson's
No old people.
Slap the clapstick.
Put some nose grease on the diopter.
Sink it.
Hire a gaffer.
Orange stick most of the
MOS.
Sprocket a blue filter.
Tinker with the f -stop.
Rotoscope the wet gates.
C
D
G
kiss the studio's ass and hope they like it.
Go by the bull legs, load the mags, pan and scan, sweeten the daily,
Elton
John to barf out the soundtrack,
C
D
G
package everything prorated, and most important,
KISS
THE
STUDIO'S
ASS
PRAY
THEY
LIKE
IT!
If it sucks, we cut our throats,
call it a life, and it goes direct to video.
No big deal!
D
G
they show on the big movie screens?
D
G
They chase and they crash and they dumb it
D
G
all up, and I sit and I watch the critics.
Em
C
D
I watch this evil play that parts so badly.
Em
C
D
I wonder why it can't be a movie star too.
C
D
G
That they show in the big movie screens?
They should do us a favor
and blow up their brains
C
D
G
In the back of their big limousines
C
D
G
In the back of their big limousines
C
D
In the back of their big limousines
G
Come on!
It's a wrap!
We're not done.
you
곡이 어땠나요?
튜너E A D G B E
코드D G Em C
전 세계적으로 인기 있는 코드
모든 사용자들이 가장 많이 연주 및 사용한 코드 및 탭