최고의 튜닝 앱
MaddProfessor
“전에 많은 튜닝 앱을 다운로드해 봤지만, 이 앱이 단연 최고입니다. 사용하기 쉽고 매우 사용자 친화적이며, 새로운 음악 학습에 도움이 되는 다양하고 재미있는 코드와 노래가 있습니다. 강력히 추천합니다.”
The Boss And The Secretary 쉬운 기타 코드 Adam Sandler
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기타
튜닝
E A D G B E
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Verse 1
Louise?
Yes, sir?
I want ya in
here right now!
I'll be
right in.
Damn
straight you'll be
right in
What do you
need, sir?
What do I need?
You know what
I need
Uh,
no I don't,
sir
I want you to come
on over
here, fish
my
xxxx out of these
Trousers,
and
xxxx on it for
a while!
Sir,
I don't think I can
do something like
that!
Oh, you can
and you will, bitch!
Kneel
down, now!
What if someone
comes in?
You think I
give a flying
xxxx about that shit?
You get over
Here and
you start suckin
it! Well,
alright...
Yeah!
Yeah,
that's it!
Reach in there!
Reach in there and get
Yourself some candy
Okay...
Okay, a little
lower, though...
Umm...
alright...
Little...
little lower...
Yeah?
No,
to the left!
Left?
Damn, bitch,
do I gotta do everything?
Pull down my pants!
O. Okay...
Now the tighty
whities, pull that
xxxx down too
Mmmm...
Watch out now,
here it comes!
Boing! Now what you
think of that?
What do I
think of what?
This!
My
ding- a- ling!
Come on,
play with the
xxxx a little
Uh, okay...
Lower, baby!
Gettin warmer...
Okay...
Let
me pull the fatty
rolls apart,
spring that
xxxx out for
ya
Yeah, that
would help
Whoop,
there it
is!
Haha...
What
the
xxxx is that?
Play with the shit
Okay...
That's
right, jack
it up and down
Well...
Up and
down!
Well, it's hard
to grab
on
to!
Keep tryin,
you thick fingered
bitch! Use
your
pinkies!
Oh, okay...
I'll try that
Yeah,
now we
got it goin on...
Yeah?
Let
me xxxx those pinkies...
Okay...
Yeah...
Okay...
Keep
pressure on the sides
of it, baby,
keep it sprung!
Yeah!
Tell me
how much you love
it
Ooh,
I love
it
Tell
me it makes you
horny
Ooh, I'm
gettin real
horny
Tell me it's
bigger than a Tic
Tac
But it isn't!
I don't give a
xxxx if it is or isn't!
Say it is!
Alright!
Your dick is bigger
than a Tic Tac!
Damn right, Tic
Tac, cashew,
thumbtack, half a grape,
it's
Bigger than all
that shit!
All that xxxx put
together!
Now don't
get crazy
on me, bitch, let's keep
this xxxx semi-
real
Aw, I like
a man who shaves
down here!
I don't
shave that shit,
bitch! I'm still
waitin on them weeds
to
Bust out and
grow and what not!
What? You mean you haven't
reached puberty?
I guess the
only way to get you to
shutup is to throw a dick
in your mouth!
Okay...
Well, then xxxx on
that shit!
Uh, okay...
Mmmm...
yeah,
I'm suckin...
suckin away
here
That's a
pimple, you
dumb twat!
Ugg...
Move your mouth
lower!
Mmmmm
Oh,
oh yeah, now you're on
it! You're on it!
I'm on it?
That's
it!
Okay!
Oh, that feels nice!
Okay!
Oh, hell yeah!
Yeah, there you go!
Oh, oh,
shit,
xxxxx ow!
What's wrong?
It's caught between your
teeth! Get it out!
Get it out!
I'm
sorry, sir!
Don't be
flossin with that shit,
you gap- toothed bitch!
Be careful!
Look, maybe I should just
lick it then, okay?
Do somethin!
Im gonna lick it!
Cause I love
to lick
that thing,
okay?
Yeah...
Yeah,
baby...
Yeah!
Yeah, you like
that, baby?
Oh,
yeah!
Whoah,
whoah, whoah! Somethin
just spewed all over
my face!
That was the
pimple again!
Oh, uh uh...
Let me reiterate.
Down.
Lower. Bitch!
Okay,
you fat
fuck!
What's that?
I'm just playin
with ya, haha...
Oh,
you better be
playin!
Oh yeah,
that's it, now
you're on it!
I'm
on it?
Oh,
oh smoke that
roast, bitch...
Okay...
Whoah, whoah,
whoah, whoah, slow down,
not so fast!
Oh, okay
I got xxxx I wanna
do to you, woman!
Oh boy...
Time to pull
your dress
off... You're gonna
get fucked!
I
don't
know, sir,
I
mean... is
that... is
that really possible?
Don't give
me no lip, bitch!
You want
me to smack you in
the
Face with this shit?
Hahahahaha
"Hahaha" you laughin
now?
Get the
xxxxxx dress off!
Well, alright,
but you have
to promise me you're
gonna use a condom
You know
I can't wear that
shit!
I do,
I'm just
playin!
Hahahaha
Condom!
You've been
watchin too many
of those
XXX movies,
Seein that
fake dick
xxxx those actors
have hangin off
their real dicks
Those aint fake
dicks,
those are real
big dicks!
Bitch,
I
suppose you think
Star Wars
is real, too!
That they
Really got space
ships and
Chewbaki and all that shit!
Stupid,
Colorful
bitch!
Hahahaha!
Alright,
my panties
are off...
You gonna try to
xxxx me now,
or what?
Try?
I'm
gonna xxxx your
eyes crossed,
you apathetic
bitch!
Wham,
wham,
wham!
How
you
like me now,
bitch,
how
you
like me
now?
Is it seriously
in?
In?
You gotta
stop
xxxxxx all
them
rhinos
and blue whales!
Not
Only
is it in,
but
the
shit's about
to blow!
Ooooh! Mmmm...
Hope you're
on the pill,
bitch, cause I
blew that wad
all
up in ya
I.
I got
it, it's right on
the end of this
hair, here
Shit,
yeah,
clean yourself
up, bitch.
There's a beach
towel in
My bathroom
I'll
just use
this Q- tip
Whatever,
just do
it and get the
xxxx back to work!
Okay,
BB Dick!
What's
that?
I'm
just playin!
Bye!
Shit,
what
a life I've got...
It's good
to be Mr.
Peter
Bodd... Damn good
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