Sylvia Funke caresses my cheek
and tells me I'm alright
Sylvia Funke calms my nerves
when the world makes me uptight
And I love Sylvia Funke
The reason is very clear
She's cozy, calm, she's out of sight
But most of all, she's here
To scratch my back and talk to me
And all that stuff that a girl should be
To a dude like me
That's Sylvia
Sylvia Funke checks it out
And gives me the latest news
Sylvia Funke hangs around
at the beer bar
where I blow blues
And I love little Sylvia
She knows the things to say to me
Or even my mom and dad
Or the cops that ask me
questions when I play
Music makes my mind run free
Cause Sylvia Funke's
the only girl
that's funky enough for me
Sylvia Funke adapts herself
to the things I like to do
If I want to dance with her,
she'll dance with me
If I don't, she won't dance
with any other dude that asks her to
Unless I say that it's okay
And I always do, cause Sylvia's true
And I know that, and she does too
I mean, girl's outta sight
Comin' home with me tonight
And af ter we do the wild thing
I'll just lay back and sing this song
Sylvia, the funky
Whoo!
Sylvia, give me your soul
Funkin', yeah
Oh
Oh, baby
Sylvia, Sylvia, oh
Yeah, you're outta sight
Stay here with me tonight,
yeah
That's the story of Sylvia
Funkin'