Pretty blankets, blue and pink
They're all showing off their husbands
Buying nappies by the dozen
And she don't know what to think
She ain't getting any younger
She ain't getting any either
She's already pushing thirty
Her mama's getting worried
She might never meet a man
Even she's begun to wonder
If she'll ever find a keeper
She's had her share of fixer -uppers
She ain't getting any younger,
she ain't getting any younger
Her mama calls her every Sunday
Says, girl, I'm trying not to cry
But you know your clock is tickin'
Gettin' down to slim pickin'
She ain't gettin' any younger
She ain't gettin' any easier
She's already pushin' thirty
Her mama's gettin' worried
She might never meet a man
Even she's begun to wonder
If she'll ever find a keeper
She's had her share of fixer -upper
She ain't getting any younger
She ain't getting any younger
She thought loud, had no to offer
Then a house and a man and a frying pan
And a snotty -nosed kid in
She's always been a real go -getter
It's slipping through her hands
Even she's begun to wonder
If she'll ever find a keeper
She's had her share of fixer -uppers
She ain't getting any younger
She ain't gettin' any younger
She's had her share of fixer -uppers
She ain't gettin' any younger
She ain't gettin' any younger