Let me tell you guys something.
Never go in another man's house
the first thing you do when you get there
If you see a pair of men's shoes,
and get the hell outta there.
You see, I was way down south
in this little town called Infidelity,
She said, aren't you R .C.?
Took me home, she laid me down
seemed like a thousand times
Two o 'clock, I said, honey,
I wanna call my wife and kids at home
I said, honey, I got bad news
I got a flat tire on my car
And the only jack is in the
she told me to take my time
Young lady came and got me
She laid me back in bed again
This time, she laid me down on my back
She said she gonna ride me
And I said, honey, I like that
By that time, I looked at my watch
I said, let me use your telephone
I said, honey, I got some good news
And I got some bad news too
She said, give me the good news first
Somehow, old moto just won't run
But as soon as I get a start at lettin'
Girl, I'm comin' home to you
Aha, the lady came and got me
Laid me down in bed again
She said, we're gonna be here
And I swear she was so good
The only thing I could think about
Is givin' up my happy home
And let her know how I'm doin'
I said, I got everything workin'
It's working a little bit too late
She found another man to take my place
And then she hung up on me
I turned around, looked at this lady
She lying there with those big thighs
I jumped back into bed like Superman
She looked at me and said,
She said, my husband will
before I could put them on.
Somebody knocked on the door.
She said, fool, that's my husband.
She said, you better hide.
I said, in the hell can I hide in one room?
I looked around, looked under the bed
That's when I jumped over
Managed to hide everything but my balls
The husband walked through the door
He said, honey, what's that?
She said, um, some doorbells
I picked them up from the
Those are some strange looking bells
And I want to hear them ring this morning
Honey those bells are broke,
I'm going to exchange them
before you take them back
Oh Lord, I just want to hear
he hit me across my left ball
I pulled up out of sight,
the right one was still hanging out
He turned around to his wife
and said, Bill didn't ring, honey.
She said, I told you they were broke.
And I was gonna take them back
He said, that's all right, too.
But I wanna hear them ring.
Oh, I wanna hear them ring
before you take them back.
He walked over in the corner,
and that's when I looked down
He had the strangest look,
the meanest look I ever seen
the only thing I could think of
The only thing that came to my mind
I looked down and I said, ding dong
That lady had the nerve to stand up,
And look her husband straight in the eye
And say, well, he said, well, what?
She said, my behind was saved by the bell
If you're ever down south
In this little town called Infidelity,
Oh, if you ever down south
Hey, hey, this town called Infidelity,
Ooh, you'll find a deacon
going with the preacher's wife
going with the deacon's wife
Hey, hey, in this little town down south
Oh, a little town called Infidelity,
Oh, a whole lot of strange things going on
Hey, and this little town called Newington,
Oh, and I call it Infidelity, Georgia
Oh, a whole lot of strange things
A whole lot of cheating going on
