I do feel, that any anti -imperialist group like
ours must reflect such a divergence
of interests within its power base.
Agreed.
Francis?
Yeah.
I think
Judy's point of view is very valid,
Reg, provided the movement never forgets
that
it is the unalienable right of every man or
woman or woman to rid himself or
herself or herself agreed thank
you brother or sister or sister where was I
I think you finished oh right
furthermore it is the birthright of
every man or woman why don't you
shut up about women
Stan you're putting us off
women have a perfect right
to play a part in our movement
Reg why are you
always on about women
Stan I want to be one what I
want to be a woman from now
I want you all to call me
Loretta.
What?
It's my right as a man.
Why do you want to be
Loretta,
Stan?
I want to have babies.
You want to have babies?
It's every man's right to
have babies if he wants them.
But you can't have babies.
Don't you oppress me.
I'm not oppressing you,
Stan.
You haven't got a womb.
Where's the fetus going
to gestate?
You're going to keep
it in a box?
Here, I've got an idea.
Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies,
not having a womb, which is nobody's
fault, not even the
Romans,
but that he can have the right to
have babies.
Good idea,
Judith.
We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies,
brother.
Sister, sorry.
What's the point?
What?
What's the point of fighting for his right to
have babies when he can't have babies?
It is symbolic of our struggle against
oppression.
Symbolic of his struggle
against reality.
Ocelot spleens.
Got any nuts?
I haven't got any nuts, sorry. I've got wren's livers,
badger spleens.
No, no, no.
Otter's noses?
I don't want that
Roman rubbish.
Why don't you sell proper food?
Proper food?
Yeah, not those rich imperialist
tidbits.
Oh, don't blame me. I didn't ask to
sell this stuff.
All right, thank you for
Otter's noses, then.
I get two.
Two.
Thanks,
Rich.
Are you the
Judean
People's
Front?
Fuck off!
What?
Judean people's front.
Well, the people's front of
Judea.
Judean people's front.
Oh, wankers.
Can I join your group?
No, piss off.
I didn't want to sell this stuff.
It's only a job.
I hate the
Romans as much as anybody.
Shh, shh,
Listen, if you wanted to join the
PFJ,
you'd have to really hate the
Romans.
I do.
Oh, yeah?
How much?
A lot.
Right, you're in.
The only people we
hate more than the
Romans are the fucking
Judean
People's
Front.
Yes.
And the
Judean
Popular
People's
Front.
Oh, yes.
Splitters.
And the
People's
Front of
Judea.
Splitters.
What?
The
People's
Front of
Judea.
Splitters.
We're the
People's
Front of
Judea.
Oh, I thought we were the
Popular
Front.
People's
Front.
What's your name?
Brian.
Brian
Cohen.
We may have a little job for you, bro.
Do I talk here?
No, not here, because we've got all this dramatic music on,
you see.
We shouldn't have any voice
over here.
Right.
Well, I'll just nip around the corner, I think.
No, no, if you could actually please just
stay in the building.
We'll need you in a minute or two.
All right.
And they are...
Shh, shh, shh.
Here he is now.
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