can't coun t past three,
Johnny got rotten, it's a mystery
I don't know what's going on,
don't look at me,
what's your problem?
Cause I'm a retard, I'm a retard,
I'm a retard, I'm a retard,
just like you
I like drugs and drinking booze,
I never watch the stupid news
People ask me what I do,
I say go away or I'll fill you in
Cause I'm a retard,
I'm a retard,
I'm a retard, I'm a retard
Just like you,
don't try to tell me what to do
Like they did in my old school
I've got a plan, just wait and see
I'm gonna become a celebrity
It's a party zone wherever I go
So crank up the stereo
They both both tell me to behave
Gonna force them into an early grave
Cos I'm a retard
I'm a retard
I'm a retard
I'm a re tard
Just like you
My probation officer's in great deceit
As he's washing his hands of me
He says it'll be prison here I come
Second society's best option
Cos I'm a retard
I'm a retard
I'm a retard
I'm a re tard
Just like you
I'm a retard, ain't letting you down
Still out here, acting a clown
I'm a resumming, summing day
Retard, yeah that's me
Cos I'm a retard
I'm a retard
I'm a retard
I'm a retard
I'm a retard, just like you
I'm a retard, I'm a retard
I'm a retard, I'm a retard
Just like you