Don't you read those readers'
comments and lists?
You want to lose faith
in humanity's grace and
Lose all your hope
in a collective frontal lobe
Go strolling down reactions and lists
We want to get a hang on the
sternum and the drain
Beating on the drum
until all the essence is numb
Oh yeah!
See the writing on the wall
Opinions making minions of us all
All those treatise comments
designed to sack you
of any ability to accrue
The necessary root of it's a
broken brew
So don't you delve into the quagmire
of maniacal ramblings
Some spiritual gamblings
Betting on the greyhounds
Escaping from the pounds, oh yeah!
It's true that I'm no fan of
the sarcastic man
My least favourite of the humorous clan
Now there's satire, ironies,
surreal versions of the truth
Comedy,
the remedy to present us
From that speeding reading budge
Read those readers' comments unless
You want to lose faith in
humanity's grace and
lose all your hope
in the collective frontal lobe
See other writing on the wall
Opinions making millions of us all
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh yeah
You just can't take them back
My opinions as facts
You just can't take them back
My opinions as facts
You just can't tell