Sometimes I
think my honey thinks money grows on trees
She blows through our bank account like
a whirlwind goes through leaves
When there's nothing left but branches and
the green's all gone award
That's when she pulls that
plastic out and says,
Put it on the car, she says,
put it on the car.
Can't balance bills and budgets,
so little cash, so many stores.
She charges like a raging bull,
I'm just a clumsy matador
At shopaholic's counseling,
she caught everyone off guard
When she told her psychiat rist
to just put it on the car
She said, put it on the car,
doc
One day you'll see her
statue in the
Shopper's
Mall of
Fame
They'll give credit where credit's due,
but it'll all be in my name
And when I'm finally called away,
she won't take it hard
If that funeral parlor will
just let her put it on the card
If they want cash,
she'll just have to plant me in the yard
But I'll go out in style if she can
put it on the car
Put it on the car
Maybe a double -breasted suit
Put it on the car
Put a red limousine
Put it on the car
Or something in black marble
Put it on the car
About the size of the
Washington
Monument
Put it on the card