Open the door Richard,
open the door and let me in,
open the door Richard Richard why
don't you open that door,
open the door Richard
Hey Richard, open the door man,
say Charlie Brown, open the door Richard
Richard, why don't you
open that door?
Open the door, Richard
Open the door and let me in
Open the door, Richard
Richard, why don't you open that door?
Open the door, Richard
Open the door, man
Richard's been hangin' around
with staggered leave
But I know he can't be gone no place
Cause I got on down to Sioux
Richard, why don't you
open that door?
The door, Richard
The door is at the end
The door, Richard
Richard, why don't you
open that door?
Open the door, Richard
Look at old Lady Jones
up there on the second floor
Lookin' down at me
Yes, me and I played again
Open the door, Richard.
Richard, why don't you
open that door?
Open the door, Richard.
Open the door and let me in.
Open the Richard.
Richard, why don't you
open that door?
Open the door, Richard.
That's all right, I'll put this ladder
up on the side of the house
and climb in the window.
Here comes the law.
Open the door, Richard.
What is you doin' up on that ladder?
What is you mean,
what is I doin' up on the ladder?
What is you doin' up on that ladder?
Can't a man sit on his own ladder?
No, a man can't sit on his own ladder.
If you don't come down there,
I'm gonna come up there
and I'm gonna whoop you.
You gonna whoop who?
I'm gonna whoop you.
Oh, no, you ain't, man.
Open the door, Richard.
Don't do that, officer.
Hey, where's my bunions, man?
Hey, Richard.
You done me dirty, Richard.