I got a one -legged woman
Nobody loves me like she do
Well, I got a one -legged woman
Nobody loves me like she do
Well, I'm gonna hold on to that woman,
Cause that one -legged woman,
Well, that one -legged woman,
got the prettiest leg you've ever seen
Well, that one -legged woman,
she left me for another man
Well, that one -legged woman,
she left me for an other man
So one night I crept over to his
and I let myself right in
Now I did not come to sing my piece,
no I did not come for war
Now I did not come to sing my piece,
no I did not come for war
Now I come to steal that leg
and shoot right out his door
Now I got one leg of that woman,
prettiest leg you ever saw
Yeah, I got me a fine collection,
Now I got five prosthetic arms,
Now, I got me a one -armed woman
Nobody love me like she do
Now, I got me a one -armed woman
Nobody love me like she do
I'm gonna hold on that woman
No, sir, I ain't no fool you
