I held you up, I carried you through
I put you out front,
it was all about you
I let you shimmy in
the spotlight
You got us free drinks,
and you got us out of fight s
Now you are low, down,
mean and unkind
I've been so faithful, I stay behind
I think it's all for the best,
with you off my chest
Don't you remember all
those young guys
Who looked straight at you,
never into my
eyes
Way back in time,
in those younger days
I held their hands while you held their game I
let you play with whoever you wanted
I gave you freedom and I let you flaunt it I don't think I
could have guessed I'd need you off my chest
We've been bouncing together
for years without any hitches
Who would have thought that my
girls would become my bitches
Top of the hourglass,
the curves on the figures
Both in a large, one slightly bigger
We've had the liars,
the cheats, the mean
and the nasty
The hopeless, the lost,
the cool and the classy
They kissed you and touched you
and squeezed you so tight
You went up in the day
and down in the night
We were crazy and you made me wild
And you were the hero when I had the child
I don't think I could have guessed
I think it's all for the best
I'll miss you when I'm undressed
Now get off my chest
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My
Families, my
Titties, my
Mothers, my
Jugs
My
Bowsers, my
Folders, my
Old
Elmer
Furs
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My
Hooters, my
Shooters, my
Pink
Porky
Pigs
Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
My pillows, my pillows, my sweet
Mr.
Beats
Oh, my hungry twins
you