Well, meet me by
the river that goes nowhere
Oh, let me lay my sorry trip on you
Yeah, won't you meet me by the river,
little darlin'?
I might just let you see my bad tattoo
When I was gonna bring you flowers,
but I
It's the thought that counts,
and I think I'm a bit too broke
But there's some change in my ashtray,
maybe just enough to pay
For a half pint of something,
probably make us choke
Well, no, I'd rather not go and
meet your family
They're promising me back
where I belong
Don't want to hear about
your Mr. Right
Cause he's out of town tonight
Baby, come and spend
some time with Mr. Wrong
I drive a one -eyed Malibu
without a muffler
He's got a tape deck that works
if you kick it hard enough
And baby, if you'd like to read,
I've got some great pornography
And a ten -pound flashlight
rollin' in the trunk
Well, no, I'd rather not go and
meet your family
They'd probably send me
back where I belong
Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right
Cause he's out of town tonight
Maybe come and spend some
time with Mr. Wrong
And now do you have a girlfriend
And does she look as good as you?
Hey, would she like to meet my brother?
He'll be out of jail in a month or two
Oh no, I'd rather not go and
meet your family
They'd probably send me
back where I belong
Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right
Cos he's out in town tonight
Maybe come and spend
some time with Mr. Wrong
Ha, ha
Yeah, well, I come from they
call me Mr. Rock
Thank you very much.