the
hoopoe in the game of life,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the
wrestling match,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly 21, checkers and jacks,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's play Twister,
let's play Risk, yeah
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list,
yeah
Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me why you're locked in the punch
Andy, are you deeper than Jagger?
If you believe that there's
a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe
there's nothing up there to see,
then nothing is cool
Moses went walking
with a staff of wood,
yeah, yeah, yeah
And Newton got beat by the apple girl,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And Egypt was troubled by the horrible ass,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And Mr. Charles Darwin
had the gold to ask,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy, did you hear
about this punch?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Or Andy, are you using a dragon?
Are we having fun?
If you believe
they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon, yeah
If you believe
there's nothing up there to see
That nothing is cool
Every little magic for
the never believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offerin',
yeah
Here's a truck stop instead
of St. Peter's, yeah
Mr. Andy Galvin's gone wrestling, yeah
Now Andy,
did you hear about this one?
Tell me,
are you locked in the park?
Andy, are you goofing on Jagger?
Are we losing touch?
If you believe
They put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
Yeah, yeah
If you believe
There's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
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