Oh, Mominez! Oh, Mominez!
There are men strong,
that's La Rumba for you.
Oh, Mominez! Oh, Mominez!
Though others come,
there La Rumba won't do.
When I first saw this she -pango,
I fell so hard for the tango.
But now this brand
-new Funtango's got me
like nothing got me before, oh,
Mominez, oh, Mominez.
No Cuban rump
like La Rumba for me.
In Sloppy Joe's in Havana,
I lingered quenching my thirst.
I saw a dancer there
that was really rare.
I saw her first.
Such graceful beauty and rhythm
had never come to my sight.
She made me want to stay,
dance my heart away,
most every night.
I like that tune,
I'm crazy about that tune, rumba, rumba,
I want to dance the rumba,
I'm dancing right now, you know, excuse me, I've got to dance it,
oh, I wish you could see me rumba, rumba.
I'm shaking my hips all the time,
you know. It's fine.
And all the boys around here
are getting rumba too.
The conductor is rumba -ing now.
And all the boys are rumba,
rumba, rumba.
Mominez. Oh, Mominez.
No Cuban rumba
like la rumba for me.
Oh, Mominez. Oh, Mominez, oh, Mominez, oh,
Mominez, they're hum and strum,
that's la rumba for you. I like it. Oh, Mominez, oh, Mominez,
oh, Mominez, oh, Mominez, oh, all the scum,
they're la rumba won't do.
Come on, boys, let's all get hot now.
When I first saw this shit bingo,
I felt so hot for the tango,
but now this brand new fandango's got me
like nothing got me before.
Oh, Momines!
Oh, Momines!
Oh, Momines!
Oh, Momines!
No Cuban rum!
La clarumba for me!