So anyway,
one day Renny is going back to the litter box to change
No! The PAX TV!
You have to explain!
You're such a shrew!
Go ahead, what's a PAX
TV?
That's the important part!
I'm not a lunatic,
I saw it on TV, okay?
If you ever watch PAX TV,
which I do as much as possible,
there's a show on called It's a Miracle.
And it's the greatest fucking
show in the world.
An d I saw this one episode
where this kid was killed
And then he kept putting pennies
in the shoes of his aunt and his mother
to tell them that he was okay
And he would leave pennies by their bed,
and they kep t finding all
these pennies everywhere
And then one day what the aunt
was in a car wreck
and on the way to the emergency room
She felt something in her shoe,
and it was a penny
and then later when she woke up
from the operation
There was another penny
on the side of her pillow,
so then I started seeing these magic
balls everywhere
And I thought oh my god.
There's an angel leaving
me messages.
There was some on my pillow
They were all over the floor.
They were in my shoes.
I was at Walgreens.
I felt one in my shoe.
Then there was one on the
kitchen table.
So I started collecting them,
and I put them in this little crystal bowl,
because I thought,
these are ma gic balls.
They're from heaven.
And I got all excited,
and he started finding them, too.
They were everywhere.
But I wasn't sure
what the angels were trying to tell me,
so I just thought,
I'll collect all the balls,
and we'll see what happens.
But then, this is the bad part.
It was time to clean our litter is a downside,
believe it or not.
and I went back to the litter box
and I realized that the magic
balls were just cat litter
those new fucking crystal things
you know those crystals like it's like a
bag like half a pound
there's like 25 or something for
like if they're shaped like
so I don't have a
guardian angel
I just have fucking messy cats
which is nice yes
but my cats are working for
the other side
I think they're trying to drive me mad
so they can steal my diamonds