Lot s of
people disagree with me
and possibly I'm wrong
But I gathered
my philosophy
from the moods of a silly song
Yes, possibly I'm wrong
Quite probably I'm wrong
But even if I'm wrong
I love to climb an apple tree
Though apples green are bad for me
And I'll be sick as I can be
It's foolish, but it's fun
When thunderstorms put folks to rout
And no one dares to venture out
That's when I love to slosh about
It's foolish, but it's fun
If it should ever come to pass
That I inherit wealth
I'll eat and drink, drink and eat
Until I wreck my health
I'll never see the morning light
I'll sleep all day and dance all night
An d though I know it isn't right
It's foolish,
but it's fun
Lot s of cranky folks
object to jokes
and want to prove to you
That it's not worth
while to sing or smile
if you want to be good and true
They may, course, be right
Or nearly, if not quite
But even if they're right
I love to climb an apple tree
Though apples green are bad
for me
It's foolish, but it's fun
When thunderstorms put folks to rout
And no one dares to venture out
My heart's foolish,
but it's fun
If it should
ever come to pass
that I inherit wealth
I'm gonna eat, drink,
laugh and be merry
Oh, pass the aspirin
I'll never see the morning light
I'm gonna sleep all day and
dance all night
Though I know it isn't right,
it's foolish but it's fun
It's foolish but it's fun,
oh my poor feet
It's foolish