Well, it don't take much
to change your mind
Just a little skimpy scud
and a little bit of wine
I'm tired of staying up, losing sleep
So I got something to tell you
that just won't keep
I'm gonna put you back on the rack
Trade you in and get my money back
Yes, I've got a lifetime guarantee
Says you belong to me
I'm gonna put you back on the shelf
Trade you in with somebody else
I guess you're just too blind to see
You ain't foolin' me,
you ain't foolin' me, boy
Well, it won't take much
to change your style
Just stay at home every once in a while
Give me a little bit of lovin'
that ain't askin' too much
If you don't, I'm gonna pack you up
Gonna put you back on the rack
I'll trade you in and get
my money back
Cause I've got a lifetime guarantee
Says you belong to me
I'm gonna put you back on the shelf
And trade you in on somebody else
I guess you're just too blind to see
You ain't foolin' me
Well, now,
it won't take much to change your style
To stay at home just every once in a while
A little bit of lovin', now,
is that askin' too much?
I'm gonna put you back on the rack
Trade you in and get my money back
I've got a lifetime guarantee
Says you belong to me
I'm gonna put you back on the shelf
Trade you in on somebody else
And I guess you're just too blind to see
You ain't fooling me, no
I'm gonna put you back on the rack
Trade you in and get my money back
I've got a lifetime guarantee
Since you belong to me
I'm gonna put you back on the shelf
Trade you for somebody else
I guess you're just too blind to see
You ain't too bad