I've got a pistol that's
eager to shoot.
I'm just an ornery sort of a brute.
I've got 20 carels just
to hold all my gals.
They say I'm wicked,
but think that I'm cute.
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man,
so you better stay out of my way
Well now, I got a pistol, but I never draw
I get my results keeping
inside the law
When I sing and I play,
women give me my way
I'm just the slickest thing
that they ever saw
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man
So you better stay out of my way
I like a gal, and I just grab her hand
Soon after that she'll
be wearing my brand
When I twirl my lasso, then she's ready to go
I make them cry,
but they think that I'm grand
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man
So you better stay out of my way
I don't believe in all
that honoree stuff.
I get my gals, but chucks,
I never play rough.
I just walk and she purrs
when I jingle my spurs.
I get what you get without getting tough.
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man,
so you better stay out of my way.
I treat my women like I treat
my mules.
They don't get stubborn
when I make the ruse.
When I'm crackin' my whip,
then they don't give me no lip.
I've got them buffalo,
the sweet little foos.
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man,
so you better stay out of my way.
Now I treat a gal like a gal, not a mule.
I get a flame burnin', just keepin' cool
With a wink of the eye and,
well, a sort of a sigh
They think that I'm precious
and just as rare as a jewel
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man
So you better stay out of my way
I use my muscles to make a gal fall
Me, I do it smoother,
avoidin' the brawl
We're a couple of cards
Say, we oughta be pars
Let's get together and we'll get them all
Oh, we're bad men, yes, we're bad men
So you'd better stay out of our way