Someone had the right idea out in Iowa.
Palo Alto County had its own
Folks who listened to their radio
were told to flush their toilets
have got things in perspective
If you love that politician, pull the chain.
and trouble down the drain.
It's the road to satisfaction.
If you love that politician,
If you like the things he said,
you think he's thoroughbred
Choose a favorite son or daughter
with a little running water
If you like the things he said,
Do you get that familiar feelin'
When you hear the things he say
When the hum their familiar tunes,
Do your thoughts all turn to prunes,
Are you headed for Hernando's hideaway?
If the man gets through to you,
He's the greatest guy on earth,
why don't you show him what he's worth,
If the man gets through to you,
Do you get that familiar feeling
When they hum those familiar tunes
Do your thoughts all churn to prunes?
Are you headed for Hernando's hideaway?
If you love that father jishon
Pull the chain, pull the chain
and trouble down the drain
It's the road to satisfaction,
If you love that politician, pull the chain
When you see the ruling gentry,
well, the answer's elementary
If you love that politician,
