So you know I like my baseball,
now let me tell you about my wife.
there's only one thing wrong.
So I got off my trusty guitar,
started writing this song.
I met her across the river
sitting in a little coffee shop
Well, they were looking at his baseball cards
in his brand -new baseball glove
When she looked up from the table
It's when we fell in love
She said would you like to join us here?
She picked it up from my chair
But when we all stood up to leave
underneath the big red sea.
I a we make the odd couple
and we both like Jack Buck
maybe a bit unusual but we give thanks
cuz we both like Stan Usual
and we both like Ernie Banks
Sometimes we go to Wrigley
Sometimes we just like to stay at home
And give the remote a push
She likes to drink her old style,
but I still like my Bud Wiser?
But I got true blue cardinal red
And I married a cup stand
Oh man, I'm married to a ghost man
I'm married to a ghost man
