Yeah, you need a driver
there, buddy.
Who's this?
This is Jake, calling about the job, driving.
I saw it in the paper. Yes.
Yeah, well, you still need a driver or what?
Did you fill an application
with us, Jake?
Pardon me? Huh?
Speak up there.
What did you say?
You filled an application with us?
No, no, no, no.
Look, I saw it here in the paper
and I'm calling you, fruitcake.
I'm looking for a job driving a truck.
We're looking for movers.
Yeah, well, that's what I do.
What class driver's license
do you have? got five, one, two, three, four,
I got them all.
You got class one?
Yeah, I drive buses, trucks.
I'll back a truck through the fuckin'
two -family house garage.
One of those big two -ton trucks.
When was the last time
you drove a truck to a trailer?
Oh, jeez, what the fuck?
I'd say about two weeks ago.
I robbed one down in Jersey
and I drove it up here
to New York.
Fuckin' flyin'.
Drove it through the tolls,
no stoppin', no nothin'.
I'm good. I see.
Why don't you call back on Monday?
Hey, I'll tell you what.
I come in, I'll take you for a test spin.
How's that?
We go out and we take the truck
around the fuckin' block.
I speed, I pop wheelies,
I'm good, baby.
Call back on Monday and I'll talk.
All right.
Can I get you?
I want you.
You sound good.
You and me.
We make a team.
You drive with me. All right?
What's your name again?
Jake. Jake.
Who do you work for, Jake?
Oh, jeez, I work for Moish,
I work for, uh, Mayflower, you know?
Oh, yeah, don't sh...
Hey, I was good with them,
too.
Worked with Moish's?
Yeah, that's right. When?
Eh, about, what, two years ago?
See, what I got problem there,
they get fuckin' scared
when I pop the wheelies and all
that shit.
You know, I pop a lot of wheelies,
I'm good with that shit.
You know, I don't break no merchandise,
see, I get it there two hours ahead of time,
all the time.
What do you say?
Say, if you pop any wheelies there,
I'm not even gonna put
in your position.
Listen to me.
I don't break nothing, sizzle chest.
I'm good. Okay.
Call Monday
and we'll set up an interview.
Okay?
All right. I'll do
that there, Rubberneck.
I'll call you Monday.
Okay.
All right, fruitcake.
See you later.