I love my little woman, don't get me wrong
But she's got a honey -dew list
But every man knows about
Down at the He's Not Here Saloon
Well, if I get there around
His old lady's always written here,
Cause he didn't do the dishes
When he gets off work every afternoon
He's down at the he's not here saloon
The phone's always ringing
Everybody's wife and their
When he's done with his beer
at the He's Not Here Saloon
and that's three hours long
wants her money right now
Bartender Tommy never tells on you,
that he's not here so long
Everybody's wife and their
When he's done with his beer
Well, even though the parking
There ain't nothing in there
Why should any woman walk in this place?
She won't find what she's
When he's done with his beer
at the he's -not -here saloon
When he's done with his beer
at the he's -not -here saloon
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