A Zoom quiz with the family
or working out with Joe Wicks
Thank God for the internet
They'll be performing their sacred service
In your living room, on your phone
You no longer have to leave
For the sunrise over Stonehenge
Homeschooling with Hey Duggee
Now your big business meeting
and all gigs are now live stream shows
Billy Bragg live on his settee
I think it's great but it isn't Glastonbury
the world is probably ending
We've got bigger fish to fry
and more important matters
But that don't mean that I
and logged on to house party
Rinse out in the living room
I forgot that I was all alone
Or that I had a date with Taylor Swift
And Paul McCartney on the Pyramids
I know there will be reruns on the BBC
And that's all well and good
but that's not my Glastonbury
the world is probably ending
we've got bigger fish to fry
more important matters need attending
but that don't mean that I
And if the sun shines down
Does it even shine at all?
and the madness and the magic
And the millions of memories
And I know it's just one year
it shouldn't be a big deal
But lately I've been really fucking
to restore my faith in humanity
And so I'll ask you again
