If you're ever in a mess, that's always.
If you ever feel so happy
It's friendship, friendship,
When other friendships have
la -da -la -da -la -da -dick -dick -dick
If you're ever up a tree,
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
If you ever lose your teeth
Borrow mine, it's friendship
La da la da la da, chuck chuck chuck
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind
If we lose our minds, she'll be kind
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt
She'll be so awfully hurt
I won't lie if it's a friendship
It's a friendship, just a perfect blinship
When other friendships are up a creek,
La -da -la -da -la -da, chop
If they ever black your eyes,
put us wise, said put us wise
If they ever break your spine,
drop a line, I'll drop a line
If they ever put a bullet
right through your brain, I'll complain
It's friendship, yes friendship,
Ours will still be it, we said, ours will be
Friendships have been forgiv 'n
We will still be shakin' hands