[Chorus]
Cause its the pick!
of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be
rockin cause its fucking insane
Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
More precious than a diamond
on a platinum chain
[Verse 1]
In Venice Beach there was
a man named Kage
When he was buskin he was all the rage
He met Jables and he taught him well
All the techniques that
were developed in Hell
Cock Push-ups and and
the Power Slide
Geek simulation now there's
nowhere to hide They formed a band
they named Tenacious D
And then they got the Pick Of Destiny
[Chorus 2] of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be
rockin cause its freakin' insane
Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
Our tasty grooves are better
than a Chicken Cho-mein
Cause Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy
And she who is juicy,
must be loosy goosy
And he who is groovy, will be
in my movie so come on!
[Verse 2] wizard and the demon
had a Battle Royale
The demon almost killed him
with an evil ka-pow
But But then it broke its tooth
and thus the demon said "ow"
[Chorus 3] its the pick! of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be
rockin cause its fucking insane
Cause its the pick!
of destiny, child,
You know our movie's better
than the Citizen Kane
Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer
And she who is starky, is
full of malarky
And he who is groovy, must be
in my movie so come on!
(Guitar Solo) your a diva, then go to Geneva