1, 2, 3,
4, if you got that money we good to go
5, 6, 7, 8,
I'm like caviar on a paper plate
One, two, three, four
If you got that money, we good to go
Five, six, seven, eight
I'm like caviar on a paper plate
I've seen this little cutie
at the tail of the pup
Looking for a tutor who
could teach her to fuck
I told her I could show her
for a couple of bucks
Had her screaming like a demon on
Angel
Dust
I need another baby like a hole in the head
She used to leave me chained
up to the poles in the bed
I always knew she crazy by the
things she said
Anybody ever love me, I'd
rather die in the dead
I went to see the old witch doctor
For a problem with my posture
Jabbing hoes like
Jake
LaMotta
Jammed in the back like the
Mazda
Miata
One for the money and two for the gold
Three little piggies on street patrol
Fog in the morning and it's freezing cold
Poor little rich girl sold her soul
One, two, three, four
If you got that money we good to go
5, 6, 7, 8,
I'm like caviar on a paper plate
1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that
money we good to go
5, 6, 7, 8,
I'm like caviar on a paper plate
I had a premonition I was rich in the third
My baby said I'm trippin'
so I fled to the bird
The position of my mission was
to thin out the herd
Now I'm wishin' that I didn't
have my dick in the dirt
I wanna be a cowboy but
I don't understand
How to ride a pony only using one hand
I never met a woman that I
couldn't offend
Take a dinner break
and send it back to a man
Got a visit from my lawyer
Whipped my check from unemployment
Says my business in the toilet
Sick of being self -exploited
One for the money and
two for the fame
Three little hippies got taken away
Four politicians with a dick
in their face
Once you get that rich, you don't have to pay