You say you're tired of her
and you've found a faster life.
when you get off work at night.
You say your dining out with friends
with the children you fathered
Now, wasn't that the same little gal
you'd spend your whole life through?
didn't she hang it up for
will no longer call you stud?
Well, the secretary's an alligator,
shoes gotten in your blood
And take the kids out too
Now I'm not sayin' that she'll forgive
But you're about half smart
And that might just get you back in
Hadn't you heard that that
The best deal you ever had,
you ever had, you ever had
Is waitin' out there at home
You say you're gettin' caught up early
You're cheatin' out of life
But the time you's 25 didn't make it
She might think that's cool
No, I'm not saying that she'll forgive
And that you're right back in her world
But you've got it licked if she smiles
Cause she's a good old girl
I'm not saying that you are.