I think I hear the President
The Pied Piper of the TV screen
And he's got it all mapped out
And illustrated with cartoons
Too hard for clever folks to
They're more used to words like:
do you know the difference
do you know the difference
'Tween the right and the left
and the east and the west
What you know and the things that you'll never see
You like the Yankees or the
And what about this latest war of words
And what about the Commies
I saw the news last night
All illustrated with cartoons
So when they come with that opin ion poll
They better not use words like
Or try to tell me 'bout the issues
do you know the difference
do you know the difference
'Tween the right and the left
and the east and the west
What you know and the things
do you know the difference
do you know the difference
'Tween the right and the left
and the east and the west
What you know and the things