I had a bloody good look.
There was a naked nude lady
and a man dressed the same,
Doing something very rude
with a funny foreign name.
I think it was called Ferretilio,
which is Spanish for blowing a bugle.
I went round to me girlfriend's house,
but she said, Oh, that's not very nice,
and I don't want to know.
Pretend you're at the seaside,
and it's a stick of rock.
But she said, No, no, no, no, that's flat.
never do a filthy thing like that.
She said, No, no, no, no, that's flat.
never do a filthy thing like that.
She said it was called Ferratilorainio,
Well, I filled her up with whiskey
and I filled her up with gin
but she still wouldn't do it
cos she said it was a sin.
but the answer was the same
she wouldn't do the thing
with the funny foreign name.
like ferret in the ruleo.
I said it'd protect her from tonsillitis
but she wouldn't swallow that.
She said, no, no, no, that's flat.
never do a filthy thing like that.
She said, No, no, no, no, that's flat.
never do a filthy thing like that
came knocking at the door
He said, You've earned the pause,
With the cheque in me pocket
I ran to see if she was still a vegetarian
what a silly girl she'd been
About the sword swallowing
I said, would she refuse me
and treat me with disdain
with the funny foreign knight
But she said, no, no, no, no, that's flat
I could never refuse to do a thing like that
She said, no, no, no, no, that's flat
I could never refuse to do
BELLS CHIMING PIANO PLAYS
Mr Falleggio, the ice -cream man.
all the children say hello to Mr. Fellatio,
Badoom, badoom, badoom, bam!
That's where Trump's coming!
And then he's got Ronettes,
and Philborough Colliery Band!
Oh, it's going to be great!
It's going to be wonderful!
Oh, it's going to be bloody great!
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